Broseiden
king of the brocean.
also:
father of brodysseus.
whoa man, i thought my dad hated me, then i read about broseiden in bromer’s the brodyssey.
the ultimate overlord of the brocean and thusly, all bros. whenever a new characteristic of bro-dom is added (ie. hats with pre-frayed brims, jack johnson, natural ice) it must first be cleared by bro-seiden.
“dude, isn’t this super-chill-lax band awesome?!” – bro #1
“i don’t know bro, we better wait to hear from bro-seiden.” – bro #2
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