Monkey Branching
when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she’s basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.
yo dude i saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. i don’t think she saw me. it looks like she’s monkey branching, you should dump her.
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