Brown Rain
when a large and often solid t-rd is p-ssed, there may be a phonomemon that occurs. this is where the large t-rd is so solid, that it refuses to allow water to penetrate it.
after the hench sh-t has been p-ssed, the afflicted may be struck down by “brown rain”.
the excess water left from above the offending sh-t can just fall out. this is especially worrying if a “pink sock” has been created by said sh-t.
and no, it doesnt drop straight into the bowl, 9 times out of 10 it will run down your -rs- cheeks, covering the floor with the thin wet sh-t.
“you know i ate sunflower seeds for 3 weeks ?”
“yeh…..youre a d-ck”
“i just found out why the package carried warnings”
“brown rain ?”
“aye. i stood up to admire the work and before i realised that sh-t was everywhere”
“i know the feeling padré”
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