Brown Wizard
a wicked man of ancient folk-lore believed to pray victim to those who squatted over a chamber pot for more than 5 minutes. the legend of the brown wizard is both fascinating and startling in the way of his practices. once he finds the unsuspecting crowcher, he then extends his hand into a sp-ce-sh-t-time continuum, reaching out from the chamber pot and relieving men’s souls thru the -n-l cavity.
i’d like to spend more time in the bathroom, but i can feel the brown wizard has his gaze focusing on my eye of sauron…
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