a rancher who is lazy
he is a brumly. he needs to go stack hay
an artifical and illusory medical condition, often used a slang term to give a reason for an employee calling off sick and not reporting to work, when the employee is not actually sick. “he’s not coming into work tonight. it’s the weekend. he has malloytis.” “july 4th and she’s calling off? she must have malloytis.”
- schmuck insurance
a contract clause inserted to prevent looking like an idiot i know it’s unlikely, but we need it for schmuck insurance.
a situation in which multiple, normally antagonistic, forces act in inadvertent unison towards an unexpectedly common goal. ex. election of donald trump in 2016, if it were inadvertently leveraged into being by such disparate forces as the kkk, the kgb, and rogue agents within the fbi, all working separately towards an unexpectedly common goal. so […]
- late night nut
the process in which, during a late hour of the night, one attempts to m*st*rb*t*, traven: yo, fam. last night i was having major stress… zane: oh yeah? so what did you do? traven: i busted a late-night-nut… instant stress-reliever zane: sick, dude!