Buffet Smell
top definition
the irrepressible musk that hangs heavy in the air around a buffet table, a pungent odour composed primarily of suitably aired scotch eggs, essentially meatless sausage rolls, pies of indiscernible filling, crisps inexplicably spread across a paper plate and cups of sugarless carbonated fruited pop, usually cherry flavoured. can cause nausea, particularly when hungover.
‘jesus, i just got hit with the buffet smell when i walked in, i think i have to leave’
‘what’s with the rancid buffet smell in here?’
‘ian, can you eat your scotch eggs, sausage rolls and pickle pork pie somewhere else? it smells like a buffet in here.’
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