buffle

some thing or situation that sucks -ss. derives from buffalo which is known for being an undesirable place to live or visit
dude that bar was so buffle. way too many dudes and the beers were like 8 bucks.

that kid is f-ckin buffle. he never has any money and always steals other people’s beers.

you can’t come out tonight because you have court early tomorrow morning? what kind of buffle bullsh-t is that? just show up there sh-tfaced and tell the judge to go f-ck himself.
v.
1.when an animal with fur b-tts its head against another animal or human as a gesture of affection. always accompanied by sharp exhalations of breath through the nose (snuffles)
2. to nudge in order solicit caresses.
as i lay reading on the chaise longue, the irish setter gently buffled my bare feet.
the word form of bffl or bff
jane and amanda are buffles
the act of watching buffy the vampire slayer whilst having some snuggles.
girl “what do you want to do tonight?”

guy “i don’t know… watch some tv?”

girl “ok, we can have some buffles.”
a term used when best friends of the opposite s-x call each otherr… usually meaning they want to date,
are you dating your buffle yet?
to stumble, or misplace balance.
if the hapkido technique is used correctly, she should buffle.
a clown/state-of-being induced by alcohol/drug intoxication in heroic doses. buffle’s manner of speaking is very similar to pennywise the dancing clown’s, although his shenanigans are less sinister.

buffle has frustrated authorities for years as he can only appear when an individual is inebriated beyond normal human capacities and thus cannot fulfill any continuous disciplinary sentence.

the word has recently entered popular use as a verb, where the act of becoming buffled indicates a state of non-sobriety sufficient to invoke the clown’s existence.
buffle: “oh yes, georgie. they float. they all float.”

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