bum dicked


being taken advantage of or tricked by a drunken b-m.
a b-m sits outside a conveniance store. hes asks an unsuspecting person (melvin) to by him some beer. (melvin) says ok, gimme the money. b-m says “im to drunk to take it out of my pocket can you grab it for me?”………..and you can guess who gets b-m d-cked from here.

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