Bum Paddle


some sort of flat paddle used to hit people with, usually in the b-m, thus the name b-m paddle.
also used to paddle boasts in some circ-mstances.
man: we hit the b-m paddle courts today- tomorrow i’ll expect we’ll try squash…

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