Bumhole Toffee


the remnants of a good hard dump, when you haven’t wiped properly, leaving a layer of ground-in faeces against your inner cheek and around your nipsy. after a while and the application of some sweat, gives off an odour that is unmistakeable and marks you out as requiring a re wipe!
man 1 “oh my life humphrey are you cooking up some b-mhole toffee, i can smell it from here!!”
man 2 “yes tarquin, but it has turned to -ss gravy where i have been working so hard.”

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