bumpaste
top definition
an exceptionally unpleasant consistency of diarrhea, noted for its stickiness and slight remnants of solidity. a sour mash besmirching ones undergarments.
“my guts are bl–dy awful after that curry, i’ve been making b-mpaste all day.”
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p–p. sh-t. cr-p. fecal matter.
screaming jesus on a ferris wheel! there’s b-m paste everywhere!
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