burger cooch
the torrid result of when a woman has eaten a fast-food burger saturated in grease and laden with ketchup, onions, mayo, and cheese. after she’s digested the food, the resultant odor eminating from her v-g-n- could quite possibly kill the frail or infirm, though it may also induce hunger and a desire to locate the nearest mcdonald’s in some people.
“dude, i was making out with her in my z28 when all of a sudden i was like ‘oh sh-t, did i drop a burger in here last night or something?’ then i realized it was burger cooch.”
“i went to go down on her, but as soon as i got those pants off it was like i was face-to-face with a rancid f-cking burger. she had burger cooch, man. oh, jeez, everything still smells like onions to me…”
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