Burgess
a subset of the black male population that is exclusively attracted to white women. the reasons for this behavior are unclear.
“why are all the women in his pictures white?”
“he’s clearly a burgess.”
“odd.”
“i know, to talk to him he’s a racist when it comes to white people.”
“odd.”
“yep.”
to sh-t the bed, usualy after -n-l intercourse
honey, did you have to burgess on the new carpet?
to take a sh-t after -n-l s-x; this occurs typically over the body of the partner.
i burgessed all over my boyfriends chest.
i just can’t help but to burgess after taking up the -ss!
an explitive subst-tion
son of a burgess!
burgess!!
one who is completly untrustworthy , a burgess is said to have come from the shepton mallet area of the west country .
q . how will i know if i come into contact with a burgess ?
a . he will try to befriend you whilst trying to stick a knife in your back !
q . is he dangerous ?
a . yes , especially if he is a work collegue , or member of a social club or small time football club .
look out a burgess is coming ! put you steel vests on !
i wish burgess would just f-ck off and try and sh-t on somebody elses lawn !
please can somebody drop burgess off at the nearest desert island so he can f-ck a parrot !
a work of fiction that is more similar to the effects of lsd than it is to real life.
did you see that new movie….its so burgess! or..i am so freaked by those burgess images in that film!
1) a person who has particularly rank body odor.
2) to be generally socially unacceptable.
“wow that dead guy really smells like burgess”
“this van smells like burgess”
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