butter queen
nickname of a much sought after groupie who devoted her life to relieving the loneliness of country and western singers as they travelled on tour across the country. used, by extension, as a slang term for c & w groupies in general. the eponymous “b-tter queen” was said to use premium non-salted in order to maintain her lubricity. the rolling stones sing of being “down in texas with the b-tter queen” in “rip this joint”.
“man, until we met those b-tter queens in laramie, i thought that everyone on this tour going to go “brokeback”.
a woman who specializes in the giving of b-tter-love.
i had a really stressful day today. i think i’m going to give my b-tter queen a call so i can blow off some stress.
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