butthole dickmole
b-tthole d-ckmole occurs when one is engaged in s-xual intercourse of the -n-s and upon withdrawal of the p-n-s, notices that there is a smidgen of poo on the head of his p-n-s bearing much resemblence to a mole. if your name happens to be spencer, you may panic in fear that your f-ckbuddy might see the speck of sh-t which would cause severe awkwardness so you decide to ingest the mole-resembling dot of sh-t and then comment to your friends that it didnt even have a taste. “very bland”
joe shmoe: im afraid to f-ck her in the -ss cuz i dont want to end up with a “b-tthole d-ckmole”
spencer: dude, all you have to do is eat it before she sees it and your golden man. besides, it doesnt even taste bad! aaa uuuuuuuu
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