Buttplosion
when one attempts to release a short loud collection of methane gas, otherwise known as a fart, but releases a concentrated sphere of fecal matter into ones underwear. the collection of feces is usually leathery in texture, thus preventing excessive smearing, but it will stain.
the difference between a b-ttplosion and a shart is that it is more than possible for a shart to leak out quietly and discreetly. a b-ttplosion is incredibly sonorous, and cannot be done discreetly as it is a powerful, full-force -n-l gust that pushes the t-rd into the pants.
after a b-ttplosion it is imperative that the victim behave nonchalantly. it is a guarantee that the b-ttplosion was heard, but the crowd will only think the victim farted. laugh at yourself, or pretend it wasn’t you; but escape the premises as soon as possible, because the resulting -n-l waste will cause a foul odor to acc-mulate around the company you’re keeping. go to a safe and secure location, get some rubber gloves, and go through with the disgusting and sickening act of cleaning up the large bits of p–p that has most -ssuredly spread copiously in your underwear. it is probably best that that the soiled underwear be permanently discarded after the incident, for there will undoubtedly be stains.
-did you see bill run out of here, what was that about?
-he farted and i think it was a b-ttplosion. he seemed pretty worried and scared.
-poor b-st-rd.
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