buttsecks math
the technical explanation of why male/male relationships are so popular with heteros-xual women in fandom.
b-ttsecks math is a fairly simple equation! even your boggled boyfriend can get it!
1 pretty man = good
1 pretty man + 1 pretty man = better
kissing = very good
(1 pretty man + 1 pretty man) kissing = doubleplusgood
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