Byron, IL


a giant piece of sh-t located just outside the sh-thole that is rockford, il. there is absolutely nothing to do but complain about there being nothing to do or complain about being called rich kids by surrounding villages such as stillman valley or oregon. we can’t forget about the rock river that takes more lives than aids and n-gg- moments combined. it just sits there stalking the bored townsfolk into getting in so it can murder them with the stupid under current.
hey what is there to do in byron, il?

absolutely nothing but wait for death.

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