c-team baseball
an incident that occurred 10 years ago during a bus ride home of the fort collins high school’s c-team baseball. they were caught sucking and jerking each other off each other in the bus. they even took footage of it’s happening. the whole town was humiliated along with the parents who were then informed of their sons’ actions. to this day, cross-town rivalries chant “c-team baseball” to discourage their horrible sportsmanship.
at a basketball game: rocky vs collins
rocky student: “collins suck!”
other rocky student: “yeah, a lot of d-ck!”
together: “c-team baseball! c-team baseball!”
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