cabbage squirrel


those stupid little spider-like things in halo2 that zombify everything after you kill them. named for two reasons; 1] the sudden rush of adrenaline one gets as the these horrid things comes flying off the wall can only be compared with the adrenaline rush one gets from chasing a squirrel and, 2] you can only imagine that after killing them and stomping on them in your high-tech spartan suit, the smell would be something kin to rotting cabbage.
{thunk, thunk} “chief? chief, do you read me?”
“aye. i’m reading you. the coast’s clear an—ahhhhhhh!!cabbage squirrels!!!”

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