Cain Train


a startling new s-xual position that began sweeping the nation in early november, 2011. the s-xual position is fully achieved by lining up 5-7 women, actively positioning the heads in a semi-circular formation around the crotch area, and then simultaneously knocking them all out with a swing of the d-ck.
‘man, i was at this crazy sorority party last night… but there were sooooo many wasted chicks, and the cops were coming.. so i just cain train’d ’em and left quick.’

‘if you havin’ girl problems, i feel bad for you son… i got 99 problems and the cain train is rolling!!!’

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