California Cream Pie


a s-xual position: it involves one guy -j-c-l-t-ng in the woman’s mouth after f-ll-t–. the woman now spits the s-m-n into the guys -sshole. after the s-m-n is lodged in the guy’s -sshole, the guy either farts or sh-ts on the woman’s face.

note: not limited to a guy and a girl; can be with more than one guy
he gave me the best california cream pie last night! it’s still in my hair!
when you throw up in a girl’s v-g-n- and have s-x with her right afterwards.
i just gave molly a california creampie and it took her a week and a half to clean it out.

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