candy joke
adj.
1. a female who flaunts her stuff or her “candy” like she is the sh-t but by the end of the night she is a “joke.”
2. a female who usually presents with fake br–sts, large hair, designer sh-t, and usually wears inappropriate high heals.
3. a female who is way overrated.
-“that broad is such a candy joke. her body is a 10 but her bedroom skills are a 0.”
-“i wouldn’t waste a rubber on that candy joke.”
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