california girls


a delicious mixed drink made with one shot of unflavored vodka, 4 ounces of cheap chardonnay wine, and 7 ounces of lemon lime soda
“you were so wasted last night! how much did you drink?”
“i don’t even know, i must have had at least 6 california girls!”
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the east coast girls are hip- i really dig those styles they wear. the southern girls with the way they talk- they knock me out when i’m down their. the midwest farmer’s daughter’s really make you feel alright. and the northern girls, with the way they kiss- they make they’re boyfriend’s feel alright.

i been all around this great big world
and i seen all kinds of girls
yeah, but i couldn’t wait to get back in the states
back to the cutest girls in the world
i wish they all could be california girls…
a great song by the beach boys.
everything your gf isn’t

fun, attractive, adventurous, smart, dreamgirl, knows how to dance, glistening body, always looks cute
girl: where are you from?
boy: texas
girl: i bet you wish you had a california girl, they don’t make girls like that here in texas
considered by many to be the epitome of what a girl should be, california girls are most often found in california, though can sometimes be found in other states after having moved from california.

rumored to have awesome skills in the sack, but very few brains.
“california girls, best in the world, best in the back seat, so let’s get f-cking nasty” california – hollywood undead
a stereotyped image. yes most girls are tan ( because of the sun and warm weather), but most girls aren’t the ditzy stereotype. most aren’t rich, i live in san diego and i dont know any rich people. we like to have fun and laugh a lot. besides, if were so ditzy and terrible, why does everyone want to be/ date us? they make songs about us. noone cares about a montana girl ( no offense). we are fun loving, happy, and smart girls that are blessed with the sun and good skin/ good bodies. so dont be jealous!
urma- wow! your so pretty! and so sun-kissed! how did you do out here in rhode island?

kristina- i spent a lot of time at the beach when i lived in san diego, that southern cali weather is just so amazing!

urma- your such a california girl, always fun-loving and happy
stereotype: easy, dumb, tan, hot blonde.

reality: well, that stereotype’s mostly a southern cali girl…but there’s actually a lot more diversity in california, not just white girls. in northern california the girls are generally smarter, and not as tan, but still really hot. everyone’s friendly in california. they don’t go to the beach every day, though. although there are a fair share of blondes, i think the best thing about california girls is there’s so much diversity, so there a lot of different girls to choose from. they’re not all that easy to get, though.
person 1: dude, look at that blonde sl-t! she looks like an wasy lay, must be a california girl !!

person 2: okay, have you ever actually gone to california? there are way more dumb blondes in the midwest, why do you -ssociate that wh-r- with california?

person 1: haven’t you heard the katy perry song??

person 2: …
the most beautifu and spoiled and smart people in the world
i was born and will always be one of those california girls.
typical stereotypes :
#1 super hot, popular, rich
#2 stupid, fake, self-centered
reality:
they are basically just normal girls. they are sometimes tan because of the sun, and sometimes they are good-looking- they could also be stupid, smart, cute, funny, serious, nice, mean, weird, laid-back, active, or anything any other girl on the planet is. there are farms in california , snowy mountains, desert, lakes, and many other environments, ca is definitely diverse. no they are not all like those people on those so called “reality” shows. in fact only a very, very small population of ca girls are like that. also the majority of ca girls have brown hair. not as many girls as you would think girls have blonde hair in ca, and even when they have blonde hair they are rarely ever stupid.
i’ve lived in california all my life.

some dude: california is awesome all those hot blondes that surf.

some other jerk-face: oh those stupid california girls they are just so fake.

an actual californian: have you guys even been to california? you watch mtv don’t you…

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