Call of Duty

an amazing way to keep your virginity
girl: hey, you wanna come over?

guy: nah im playing call of duty
the reason why many guys are still single
vanessa: “hey john would you like to go out on a date?”
john: “no. im too busy playing call of duty.”
vanessa: “f-cking low life”
fps game.

same sh-t. different year.
i miss those times when a sequel in call of duty wasn’t the same over-used garbage from 2007.
a shooter game full of lag server bullsh-t, campers, noobs, noobtubers, 360 fanboys, spammers, little kids, and hackers. join a match and you sp-wn and you already get killed by a chopper gunner killing everybody in the same sp-wn point. you steal someone’s care package and later you receive a message by the “owner of the care package” cursing you out calling you a f-ggot because there was a gunship inside it. you also sp-wn and you get killed by a random tomahawk, and then you hear people screaming and getting -rg-sms over the mic because of how “epic that was”. you slam your console and start going super saiyan in your room and next day you go on youtube and there you are on the featured video of “epic tomahawk kill across the map”. next day you play search and destroy and while you are defusing the bomb 3-3 tied and suddenly you get knifed. you and everyone else look at the ending killcam and you are getting teabagged and raped and then knifed. you kick your console and it shuts down and you turn super saiyan 9000.
-player gets noobtubed-
player: what the f-ck man?! i hate noobtube campers! ima kick your -ss you f-cking cheater. ima no scope your -ss so you feel embarrased you f-g!
-player turns around a corner and no scopes and misses in front of his face and then he gets knifed-
player:………………………..i quit this sh-t. call of duty is garbage! i swear this game is garbage!
a game that used to be good, but then everyone in the world got it and ruined it
call of duty modern warfare 2 was good for the first month, but then the noob invsasion of christmas 2009 came and blew it
also called grenade of grenade. a sh-tty, broken piece of coding bought by people who haven’t played any better games in their lives. playing this is somewhat comparable to playing desert bus, it’s unentertaining and boring, however, it lacks the realism desert bus has, making the latter a better game by default.
person 1: call of duty is so good!!!!!1

at this point, person 2, or any p-ssing bystander should shoot person 1 because it’s evident they are r-t-rded.
what was once a solid fps has since become the most overrated video game franchise ever. activision is just riding off of the m-ssive success from call of duty 4 and has been selling virtually the same game ever since. for those of you that don’t know, cod 4 came out in 2007.

however, it is the mindless kids’ fault that the cod series is where it is at today, since they will buy anything with the call of duty logo on it.

as a result, the cod franchise is beginning to suffer the same fate as the guitar hero series, meaning that it is losing it’s l-ster due to the fact that a new game is released every single year. it is only a matter of time before the cod series dies out.
call of duty is the guitar hero of fps. activision just can’t stop milking that cash cow.

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