Cameron Diaz
one fine -ss b-tch. really, that b-tche’s -ss is fine. okay face and t-ts, but you aren’t gunna notice those because her -ss is that f-cking awesome to look at. any human being should want to f-ck the sh-t out of that girl, and if they don’t, hey haven’t seen the posters for charlies angels 2.
-what’s up?
-not much. just banged cameron diaz.
-serious?
-you bet. i pounded her like crazy!
-use a condom?
-naw, those feel weird
-can i suck your d-ck?
-ain’t that a little…gay?
-naw man, i just wanna taste her p-ssy
-oh, cool
beautiful woman,blonde,dream woman,s-xy body, amazing figure, voice is s-xy too. she fine cameron diaz
your lady got a fine -ss you got a cameron diaz,
cameron diaz
1. an actress who is dating justin timberlake and hasn’t been in a decent movie since there’s something about mary.
2.someone with a english,german,native american,and cuban background
1.did cameron diaz die? i haven’t seen her since shrek!
2.brooke is a cameron diaz
a person who thinks that have a great -ss and porceeds to shake it all about.
“yo that flat -ssed chick over there is so cameron diaz in da club.
b-tch that sooo cheated on jared leto with justin timberlake.
annoying laugh, needs help with movies.
scary mouth.
’nuff said.
that cameron diaz has the laugh of a dying werewolf.
one of the ugliest and most overrated actresses in hollywood. she has scraggly hair, a pasty blotchy complexion, beady little eyes, and a huge clown mouth that’s known for unintelligent remarks and a bimbo hyena like laugh – what’s attractive about that??
cameron fits into mainstream hollywood – white, skinny, blonde, blue-eyed, perky/peppy. it’s one of the major reasons for her success as she has no acting talent whatsoever. not only that, but look at her filmography and anyone can see those movies are horrific i.e. very bad things, charlie’s angels, etc. she just needs to disappear off the face of the earth altogether.
highest paid actress? for what??? she sucks!!
probably one of the hottest actresses today, has a gorgeous face, nice body and charming personality.
cameron diaz is the bomb.
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