Canadian Dick
a d-ck often extremly small and square
guy 1: oh my god jack has such a canadian d-ck
guy 2: yah thats killer!
jack: you guys are -ss holes!!!!!!!!
largest d-ck size in north america. canadian’s have an average erect p-n-s size above both americans & mexicans. so in reality, the americans bark a lot but they have the smallest erect sizes in north america. even smaller than mexico’s average.
girl 1: omg that american guy has a huge american d-ck.
girl 2: oh thats because he’s not american, and he has a canadian d-ck.
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