Cancer Man
on the tv show “the x-files,” fox mulder’s cigarette-smoking, shadowy, primary nemesis throughout the show’s run from 1993 – 2002.
whenever he appeared he was always either smoking, lighting up, rudely blowing smoke in someone’s face, or putting out one of his trademark “morley” cigarettes.
he may have headed up federal agencies such as the fbi, cia, and nsa, and he was apparently responsible for the abduction of mulder’s sister and was potentially their actual biological father. he also apparently had some role in almost every government conspiracy/coverup dating back at least as far as the 1947 roswell, nm extraterrestrial incident.
his real name was finally revealed to be “c.g.b. spender” in the 6th season of the show.
mulder: “tell me where they’ve taken scully, you black-lunged son-of-a-b-tch!”
cancer man (while lighting a morley and walking away): “all in good time… mulder.”
the head honcho man in the x-files who is always seen smoking a cigarette.
cancer man usually appears at the end of the show.
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