colloquial word for v*g*n*
“i just love beautiful women, sometimes i have to grab them right in the candle snuffer.”
- taking on trunks with one finger
doing something seemingly difficult with exceeding ease. “oh, how was the compet*tion the other day?” “well the big hunny was easily dodging the main hunny”. “like taking on trunks with one finger?” “yeah!”
- ashlee allen
one of the mothers on lifetime’s dance moms. extremely blonde. (but does have an incredibly talented daughter, brynn rumfallo). sometimes puts jessab*tch siwa in her place. ashlee allen really does not get along with anyone.
when someone becomes a monster created from mixing several different alcohols. for example, “d*mn it who let brook-lyn mix all those different alcohols? you know she becomes drankenstein after shot number four. someone hide her phone.”
a distraction within a distraction within a distraction. distraction + inception = distreption. i’m on my fourth level of distreption right now.