Cantoron


n. a weatherman that insists on reporting from hurricaine ground zero, mid-blizzard or at the beach when the tsunami hits. (origin – contraction of cantore and moron)
channel 5 has their cantoron reporting on hurricane katrina from downtown new orleans!

how many cantorons does the weather channel employ?

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