captain shiny
person with a bald head that you can normally see yourself in. its kind of like having a mirror but its living.
ty: ahoy captain shiny!!!
gary the bus driver: d-mn it dont call me that.
ty: anything you say shiny top.
(ty walks away)
gary: -sshole.
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