car owner boner
the wondrous feeling of pride one gets when working on their car (e.g. changing a tire).
so i was on the freeway the other day and i got a flat. next thing i did was pull over to the side of the road and changed it. i can safely say that i had a car owner b-n-r for the rest of that night.
coined by andy richter, a car owner b-n-r is the act of being aroused or happy after changing one’s own tire instead of calling triple a on the highway.
i got a flat but its okay because after i changed my tire i was rewarded with a car owner b-n-r
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