a very very beautiful guy.he is rude,jokes,funny,sporty and buff.he has some beautiful eyes mashallah that will make you irresistible to look at,a smile that will make you drive crazy,he is so annoying,he will tease you,punch you,he is so confusing,he will make you mad but then come close to you with those eyes and that smile so you can melt.
in case of relationship he is the perfect guy for you,he will make you laugh and smile when you’re upset,he will make you crazy over him,he will love you,treat you better than any other boy,cuddle you,make you feel special and lucky,he will always be by your side,he will find any gentle way to touch you,to make you mad but it’s only to get your attention…basically a perfect king for a princess.
clara:wow,carar is so rude!
marie:yh sometimes,but i find him funny too.
a s-xual predator who is addicted and s-xually aroused by fecal matter. has to be seen to be believed as they are rare creatures, also known as a ‘bezul bear’ look over there at that bebb!
a type of person that owns multiple body pillows and furiously m-st-rb-t-s to them multiple times a day. dakota confessed to his mother that he was a spoogalooger, she couldn’t believe it!
inf-cktuated is defined as an unhealthy attraction to a particularly eye catching, pant wetting fitty….. “oh my lord…. i cant stop thinking about that hot barmaid mimsy… i’m totally inf-cktuated with her… i’m ordering another c-ke”
a particularly attractive, edible looking portion of the fairer s-x. have you seen that scrumbelina that works at the creek?….. it looks reyt tasty….
- snail hatin
the way dyslexics hail satan. “hey dude, what you up to?” “oh you know, just snail hatin’.”