american rap artist from washington,d.c.
“oh my god it’s carl diamonds”
- sticky withers
post-fap regret. after i watched that octopus girl hentai, i came down with a serious case of the sticky withers.
- j swipe
jewish tinder, filled with j-ps and becks. but unlike tinder there’s unlimited likes and unlike j date it’s free! ben: man i’m sick of getting no matches on tinder, and my parents keep whining at me to find a jewish girl, fml. sam: try j swipe, i’ve had a bunch of dates from it. but […]
finding a semi-hard, mucus like m-ss in your coconut that is half booger half coconut and freeking out thinking someonw left a booger in you nut juice. ewwww!!! i just swallowed a boogoconut! it was all phlegmy!
preparing for a lover by masturbating -preperating preparing for a lover by masturbating -preperating
an ape (see: siamang) in apeldoorn zoo. has learned to use computers and communicate via interwebs. also used as an adjective locally to describe a stupid person on the internet or group chats. he makes me so mad. probably an actual gimleey.