Carpe diez nuts


an insult given by a man to either another man or a woman. derived from carpe diem meaning sieze the day. modified to either insult another man or s-xually arouse a woman.
ex. my girlfriend wanted it so i told her carpe diez nuts

ex. my bro began to b-tch me out so i told him to carpe diez nuts.

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