carpenter’s dick



when you wear pants that accidentally outline your package.

similar to a “plumber’s b*tt”, but with your d*ck.
frank: i hate it how tom keeps wearing pyjama pants to work every monday.
julia: yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter’s d*ck….it’s distracting.

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