carpeting


when you get so high that all you do is lay on the floor “to help the carpet do its job because it’s always working overtime”
jon: i don’t think i was that high…
bryan: dude, you were upstairs carpeting for like six hours.

jon: okay, maybe it was a little too much lsd.

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