Carthage, IL


carthage is a tiny–ss farm town in western illinois 5 hours from chicago and 3 hours from st. louis. it’s lily-white, so if you got any color in you besides a red neck, you better not speed, cause that’s where the county jail is too.
unless you from there, ain’t n-body got a reason to go to carthage, il.

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