Carvels


a delicious ice cream dessert that makes your mouth have an -rg-sm.
i ate some carvels ice cream cake for my birthday.
to hold a long-haired man’s head in the toilet and flush, giving him a “soft-serve”
hairdo…
oh, man, those dudes gave me a carvel in the boy’s locker room!

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