Casey Heynes


a hero for the thousands of children and teenagers bullied everyday in the world. a kid who was overweight, but was otherwise the same as any other human being, and deserved the same respect any other human should received. however, he has been bullied for his entire school life and on a fateful day, he had enough. after being taunted and punched multiple times by a bully named ritchard gale (who is incredibly skinny), he rightfully snapped. he grabbed our fellow bully and here, and slammed ritchard into the ground, breaking his shin and ankle. if he had landed on his head, the damage would had been fatal. the little pr-ck was extremely lucky that didn’t happen, and casey is now a internet phenomenon after his act of self-defense. sadly, casey was suspended for four days for his act of self-defense, and ritchard’s parents are demanding an apology.

what a bunch of cr-p. props to casey heynes, the justifiable.
ritchard: hah! just another day of victimizing this fat kid, i’ve done it billions of time so today will be easy.

casey heynes: -slams ritchard on the ground- justice is served.
the man, the legend, the face of anti-bullying, the zangief kid, mr. “i must break you”, wont like him when hes angry- casey heynes. the internet phenom that is known for very aggressively shutting his 82 lbs. bully up by lifting him up and slamming his sh-t on the concrete during school in australia. youtube is trying 120% to remove these videos off of their website, but its too good. the video has been edited to street fighter formats and other video game references. within a week of its release, an animated version was made.
casey heynes is the best at what he does.
the act of a victim finally standing up/defending oneself from a bully with explosive force after enduring the bully’s torment for far too long. this counter-attack/self-defence, is against the victim’s normal behaviour, and hence takes the bully by complete surprise.
he had been bullied all his life, but finally snapped and casey heynes’d his tormentor straight into the pavement!
when someone sh-ts on your day, and you do something about it; namely zangief-ing his -ss.
a bully gave me sh-t, so i casey heynes’d the little f-ck until he stumbled home crying to his mama.

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