Casual Felon
a functioning drug addict. someone who values a 48 hour straight, drug induced dance party over a clean criminal record. this person usually has a good job and and has never been busted for drugs, but doesn’t understand that his weekend drug use is a felony because everyone he surrounds himself with is also indulging in an all weekend bender.
i just got to the party and the casual felons are still dancing in their clothes from two nights ago, high on c-ke and ecstasy.
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