Premeditated Retardation
the act of actually taking the time to come up with a r-t-rded idea in order to either a)amuse your friends or b)amuse yourself. what people usually don’t undersand is that “a)” will never happen because people will just think you are a r-t-rd.
walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn’t realize he had just committed premeditated r-t-rdation.
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