Catholent


people who claim to be of the catholic religion but only practice it during lent. usually p-ssing off all the non catholics friends during this period with their “i can only have fish” protest when someone suggest what to have for dinner.
“hey honey you wanna go to tony roma’s tonight?”

“duh, its friday and im catholent”

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