CBS-roulette
a game that you are forced to play while studying at copenhagen business school.
takes place whenever you’re in the need of toilet facilities and are
a) entering a booth or
b) raising a toilet seat cover.
you loose in cbs-roulette if the toilet is blocked and full of yuk.
the chances for loosing in cbs-roulette are usually lower in the morning, and increases for every opening hour. in extreme cases the odds for loosing are close to 9/10.
a: hey girl. you’ll keep the table for us, while i’m getting some lunch?
b: agh. f-ck it. you can have my lunch bag. i was suppose to take a quick wee before i met you, but lost cbs-roulette 7 times, and now i’m too disgraced to eat my lunch.
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