i-factor
the perpetual and unfailing insanity (“i”) of females of all ages, races, creeds, colors, religions, s-xual orientations, and other dispositional differentiators, without exception.
“man, 100% of girls are just crazy. every last one of them, i swear.”
“dealin’ with some of that i-factor lately?”
compet-tive party game. each player takes it in turn to play the cheesiest/biggest tracks from their ipod/phone. winner is the person with largest portion of booty shaken and/or most raucous screeching. best played intoxicated.
“oh man, this party’s so borrring”
“what we need is a good dose of i-factor!”
(whoop whoop)
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