CDL
c-m dumpster license
kelly studied very hard for her cdl… even though she had one all along
this is an acronym for c-ck devastation league, a group of men (and purportedly woman) who get their jollies by creating variations of the game “ring around the rosie”.
“jenna jameson should be a poster child for cdl!”
“we were too busy at our cdl sausage fest to make the game tonight”
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