CDO

extremely ocd. so ocd that you feel the need to put the letters in alphabetical order.
dude: jared is soo ocd.
dude 2: no man, that kid is beyond ocd, he’s cdo.
acronym for collateralized debt obligation, a funding tool that banks use to package up a bunch of bonds (often subprime mortgage backed), then divide the package up into new bonds and sell them after skimming a few million dollars off the top. usually called “diversified,” but if you’ve got dog sh-t, horse sh-t, ape sh-t, and elephant sh-t, then you can call it whatever you want, but at the end of the day you’re still just holding a gigantic pile of sh-t.

a way of putting lipstick on a pig that banks milked the h-ll out of from the mid-1990’s til 2007. unfortunately the banks got totally bear stearned when everyone saw through the lipstick and they were caught holding a whole sty of cdo pigs.
banker: “i’ve got this great investment for you. it’s called a cdo.”
sucker: “um…i’ve heard bad things about those. what’s so good about this one?”
banker: “it’s diversified! it’s got subprime mortgage bonds from kansas, subprime mortgage bonds from georgia, subprime mortgage bonds from nevada, and subprime mortgage bonds from michigan!”
sucker: “i’ve heard bad things about subprime – do you have anything else?”
banker: “of course! this other cdo is even more diversified. it’s got ninja loans, loans to homeless people to buy crack, iraqi government debt, and loans to people that need some money to bet on the roulette wheel in vegas. of course there’s almost no chance that any of those people won’t be able to pay back what they owe.”
sucker: “sold! give me $10 million of it!”
ocd put in alphabetical order because of an ocd persons tendency to alphabetize.
person 1: dude, your so ocd!
person 2: no!!! it”s cdo!!!
ocd but in alphabetical order because you have ocd
“dude you have ocd”
“no i do not! i have cdo as ocd is not in alphabetical order’
military abbrevation for commando
cdo battalion
it stands for kewl doods only!!!
no man you can’t go…. cdo!!!!