cellotomy
removal of the cell phone from someone who just can’t let it go. also cellectomy (from the roots cell phone + lobotomy/appendectomy)
that girl is talking so loud on her cell, you can hear her lifestory all over the supermarket.
yeah, she needs a cellotomy!
or
the woman sitting next to me at the poetry reading could not stop texting, she needs a cellectomy
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