Champagne Shopping
the act of buying expensive stuff you normally wouldn’t buy while under the cheery influence of alcohol. best done after a buffet with free-flowing champagne on a sunday afternoon.
bro, nice leather jacket.
yeah, me and my girlfriend did a bit of champagne shopping after going out for dinner last night.
sweet!
yeah, kind of. i had to buy her a handbag though.
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