chandle


to chandle is to deposit an unlikely condiment on said food item.
if you were to put ketchup on your french toast, you would be chandling said toast.
if you were to put peanut b-tter on your baked potato, you would be chandling your baked potato, the potato would be chandled, and you would the chandler of said potato.

in no way is this connected with the mathew perry character from friends.
to f-ck in the hardest, filthiest, most morally disparaging manner thinkable.
if you were to hate-f-ck french toast, you would be chandling said toast.
if you were to violently bone a baked potato, you would be chandling your baked potato, the potato would be chandled, and you would the chandler of said potato.

in no way connected with the matthew perry character from friends.
to f-ck in the hardest, filthiest, most morally disparaging manner thinkable.
if you were to hate-f-ck french toast, you would be chandling said toast.
if you were to violently bone a baked potato, you would be chandling your baked potato, the potato would be chandled, and you would the chandler of said potato.

in no way connected with the matthew perry character from friends.

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